lover (__owaitimlying) wrote in the_slut_squad,
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so remember that time faryl and i made out for $1 at the gaslighter? and noah told us he wouldnt tell anyone? except that he did and im already getting ims about it??
"so what's this i hear about you making out with some girl at a party?"
"what would you do for $5?"
yeeeeeeeeah.
fuck people at school already think im a lesbian.
might as well put some truth to their rumors, right???
can we please start saying "lezzie" like british people do? please?

on a lighter note: i need boys. i like them.

oh! oh! k, so i made out with mary maurer when we were drunk the other night. the best part is, it wasnt even for other people. we were like, alone. then the next morning she sobered up and freaked out that matt would get mad and called tucker to ask him/wake him up.

and i learned that even if matt did get mad, he'd get over it because "it's just darby, and everyone loves darby."
which translates to: everyone loves and accepts darby for her sluttiness.

sluts!
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